Mrs. M's 'Back to School Top Six List'

Top Six Quotes Heard During the First Week Back At School

6. "My mom made a baby!"

5. "Mrs. M., You Got New Hair!"

4. During a song/game called "I've got a loose tooth" a grade 2 student
announces "Mrs. M, I lost my tooth!"(while holding his tooth in the air).
What are the odds that he loses his tooth while singing a song about loosing
your teeth???

3. (Pointing to my wedding ring). "Is that real?" (Me) "Yes Billy, it's real".
(Billy) "Pshht, my dad owns a jewellery store, he has rings THIS big!!"
(makes gestures similar to the size of a boulder!)

2. (During an activity, a grade three boy yells out loud) "Boys are GAY, girls
are HOT!" (Where the heck did that one come from ????)

And my personal fav.....

1. First day of school, a grade three student has apparently had a very rough
day. He comes to my class late after having to stay back to talk to his
teacher about his behaviour. He slams open the door and yells as he's
entering.... "DID I MISS ANYTHING GOOD? I BETCHA I DIDN'T!!

Kids definitely say the darndest things!