Quote of the Day...

Today, while picking up a Grade 2 class from their recess door, Billy* and I had this lovely conversation:

Billy (while grabbing his behind): "Mrs. M, I keep getting wedgies!"

Me: "Well Billy, you got a lot taller over the summer. Maybe you new to get some new pants because you're growing so quickly."

Billy: "No, I think it's because I didn't wipe my bum the last time I went to the bathroom, can I go fix it?"

Me: "Yes Billy, Go!"

*Yes, this Billy happens to be the SAME Billy as the 'Pants in the Toilet' and "Juice Bag' student!!!